Keep Calm Chive On.

ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

I don’t want sex, I want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.

Then sex.

(via nai-eve)

radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

philipchristophermoore:

I die a little inside when my money goes towards rent and not tattoos.

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

image

I’m so awkward I can’t even make friends with people on tumblr.
Writing isn’t the same as speaking, I struggle with conversation
Alex Turner (via yosame)

loveisfluid:

boundunbound:

clauderabbit:

myawfulpersonality:

Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops

Shit

Truth

THIS IS THE ONLY DESCRIPTION OF ANXIETY I HAVE EVER IDENTIFIED WITH

THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE

BUT HOURS- SOMETIMES DAYS- LONG

slutmost:

every girl can relate to this okay