Keep Calm Chive On.
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
(via icanrelateto)
tactical-tacos:

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

tactical-tacos:

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

absolutest:

I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

avocadoandvegemite:

I’m pro carbs and anti pants

fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best